Today’s Episode: And now… the fake news.

This past Saturday, president Bush delivered jokes about Dick Cheney’s infamous hunting accident to an uneasy crowd at the annual Gridiron Club political press roast. It should be noted that the few who laughed at the jokes were all cited as later that night checking into to the local hospital for what they described as “falling head first onto a pile of shotgun pellets."

A Delta Air Lines terminal at LaGuardia Airport was evacuated briefly Friday after a man who was found to have explosive residue on his shoes COMPLETELY VANISHED from the airport! What? HOW?! Did the entire security team put him in the corner and go “Look, all 10 of us are going to get a cup of coffee. Wait here.” Then, after an hour of thorough searching police just gave up. To be fair though, the police might have had trouble finding their suspect for this was the sketch they were given of the man in question…



In conclusion, Find Waldo Now!